tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67890444498684429432011-09-07T07:27:07.670-07:00Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-83972517180279910952010-04-29T01:57:00.000-07:002010-04-29T02:00:18.772-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">Logo que recebi um e-mail com este texto nem hesitei em publicá-lo (com algumas alterações)!! Uma homenagem a uma querida amiga!! lol ;)</span></strong></div><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">A vírgula pode ser uma pausa.... ou não:</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não, espere.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não espere..</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Ela pode sumir com o nosso dinheiro:</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">23,4.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">2,34.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Pode criar heróis..</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Isso só, ele resolve.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Isso, só ele resolve.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Pode ser a solução:</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Vamos perder, nada foi resolvido.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Vamos perder nada, foi resolvido.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">A vírgula muda uma opinião:</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não queremos saber.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não, queremos saber.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Pode condenar ou salvar:</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não tenha clemência!</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Não, tenha clemência!</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Uma vírgula muda tudo!!</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Detalhes Adicionais:</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">SE O HOMEM SOUBESSE O VALOR QUE TEM A MULHER ANDARIA COMO UM CÃO À SUA PROCURA.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">* Se&nbsp;fores &nbsp;mulher, certamente&nbsp;pões a vírgula depois de MULHER...</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: #6aa84f;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f;">* Se fores homem,&nbsp;pões a vírgula depois de TEM...</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-8397251718027991095?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-44046321371567715492010-04-15T09:13:00.000-07:002010-04-15T09:14:44.933-07:00<strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Foto de Acidente de F1 </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Não é bonito de ver... mas vale pela lição.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Pode acontecer a qualquer um.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Esta imagem, retrata um acidente de F1.</span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Que ocorreu há pouco tempo. </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Não se aconselha a visualização por pessoas facilmente impressionáveis. </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">(Coisas destas não se costumam mostrar na TV) </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br 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large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">... </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">.. </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">. </span></strong><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S8c7PAlNOvI/AAAAAAAAAJA/P-8p38cXZwA/s1600/F1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S8c7PAlNOvI/AAAAAAAAAJA/P-8p38cXZwA/s320/F1.jpg" wt="true" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-large;">hihihihihihihih</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-4404632137156771549?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-46352156073455281232010-04-06T03:37:00.000-07:002010-04-06T03:37:20.560-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">As pessoas que vão a pé, por exemplo, a Fátima levam coletes refletores vestidos.</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">Assim, de&nbsp;dia vão a rezar, e de noite vão a&nbsp;refletir!! Lol</span></strong></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S7sOwKf3DlI/AAAAAAAAAI4/qfayIwYeBPI/s1600/s340x255.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S7sOwKf3DlI/AAAAAAAAAI4/qfayIwYeBPI/s320/s340x255.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: x-small;">by Quim Roscas e Estacionancio!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-4635215607345528123?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-35967180125181817552010-03-30T06:49:00.000-07:002010-03-30T06:49:40.207-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: magenta;">Já que a minha amiga Sei-Lá me "obrigou" a&nbsp;uma auto-denuncia, lol, venho anunciar os meus Parabéns!!! Parabéns a mim!!!!! lol</span></strong></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S7IBA9zBmWI/AAAAAAAAAIw/ajOJloguwOg/s1600/aniversario.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S7IBA9zBmWI/AAAAAAAAAIw/ajOJloguwOg/s320/aniversario.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: purple;"><strong>Ai a minha dieta!!!! Já era! Lol</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: purple;">Música do dia: tic toc da Kesha!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-3596718012518181755?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-37267320996043782892010-03-24T16:00:00.000-07:002010-03-24T16:00:40.928-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;">Primeiros honorários cobrados!!!!! Bufou mas pagou!! Yupiiii!!!!!!!</span></strong></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S6qZFDKBNqI/AAAAAAAAAIo/L8ERFk1KKaI/s1600/123695068181c1RV.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: #6aa84f;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S6qZFDKBNqI/AAAAAAAAAIo/L8ERFk1KKaI/s320/123695068181c1RV.jpg" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;">Acho que tenho que comprar uma carteira nova!!! lol</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-3726732099604378289?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-29283843409716100442010-03-24T05:14:00.000-07:002010-03-24T05:16:04.853-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S6oB9X9Hk3I/AAAAAAAAAIg/SUYC6zNHrsM/s1600/ng1227317.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: #a64d79;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S6oB9X9Hk3I/AAAAAAAAAIg/SUYC6zNHrsM/s320/ng1227317.jpg" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #a64d79;">.....aqui vou eu!!! Não, ainda não vou "para lá", calma, apenas "vou lá"!! Já fui à lavandaria buscar o colete à prova de balas e ao fim de almoço lá vou euuuu..!! lol Estou curiosa com esta visita, o único problema é que, como sempre, o detetor de metais vai tocar infinitamente sempre que eu passar..... vão optar pelo detetor portátil que também irá tocar...... até que desistem e eu passo mesmo com a maquinaria a tentar dizer-lhes que eu sou uma pessoa super perigosa e que provavelmente levo uma lámina escondida em quaquer parte...... ou pensam apenas que tenho qualquer protese metálica que faz disparar o toque dos detetores.....enfim, os meus filmes com os detetores de metais.!!!</span></strong></div><span style="color: #a64d79;"><br /></span><br /><strong><span style="color: #a64d79;">Ah, é verdade: SLB, SLB, GLORIOSO SLB...... 3 sequinhas como um estendal em dia de sol!!! lol</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-2928384340971610044?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-56592464655990289692010-03-15T07:44:00.000-07:002010-03-15T07:45:09.378-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S55HdrmCBPI/AAAAAAAAAIY/jpIFGKQ793s/s1600-h/tampas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S55HdrmCBPI/AAAAAAAAAIY/jpIFGKQ793s/s320/tampas.jpg" style="cursor: move;" unselectable="on" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #93c47d;">Ontem, dia da Sra. dos Passos aqui na terra vizinha, muita gente aprendeu uma pequena-grande lição de vida! Pois bem, durante a procissão, em que vão "desfilando" os figurantes, surge um pequeno-enorme olhar de satisfação e "vaidade"!&nbsp;Um menino de sensivelmente 8/10 anos, figurado, de cadeira de rodas! Por onde passava as pessoas ficavam a olhar........e com aquele ar, por vezes inevitavel, de pena!!! Mas ele lá ia, muito direitinho,&nbsp;ao ritmo dos demais e cheio de orgulho! Se calhar estão-se a perguntar: orgulho de quê? Este menino foi um&nbsp;dos "congratulados" com uma cadeira de rodas em troca das&nbsp;tampinhas de plástico!&nbsp;E, por sua própria iniciativa,&nbsp; pediu à mãe para&nbsp;que o deixasse "desfilar" na procissão pois queria mostrar àqueles que o ajudaram aquilo que&nbsp;recebeu em troca de um simples gesto de recolha de tampas de plástico! Eu há imenso tempo que o faço e por isso, em nome de&nbsp;todas as pessoas que infelizmente não têm condições para&nbsp;adquirir pelos seus próprios meios um elemento tão importante para as suas vidas, vos peço: <span style="font-size: large;">adiram e reunam as tapinhas de garrafas de àgua, sumos, etc. e depositem-nas nos hipemecados ou noutros pontos de recolha! Um pequeno gesto que&nbsp;fará toda a diferença!!&nbsp;</span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-5659246465599028969?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-66337946110287132442010-03-11T07:51:00.000-08:002010-03-11T07:52:27.476-08:00<strong>Tão cansada que eu estou do raio da frase:</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6;">"Hoje está sol, está um dia bom, está como os homens...hihihi"</span></em></strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong>Ou da sua versão:</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="color: #741b47;"><em>"Hoje está sol, está um dia bom, não está como as mulheres.....hihihi"</em></span></strong></div><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong>Ou da sua outra versão:</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><em><span style="background-color: white; color: yellow;">"O tempo tem andado instavél, é como as mulheres..."</span></em></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><br /></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong>Grrrrr,</strong></div><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong>não basta um simples:</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: #cc0000;"><em>"Hoje está sol!" <span style="color: black;">??????!!!!!!!??????</span></em></span></strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong>Só esta semana já ouvi isto praí umas.... até já lhe perdi a conta!</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>Qualquer dia..........</strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S5kRDNsnUUI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/my-m4MvYtKc/s1600-h/mulher_zangada.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S5kRDNsnUUI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/my-m4MvYtKc/s320/mulher_zangada.png" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-6633794611028713244?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-70432694257501609502010-03-10T09:12:00.000-08:002010-03-10T09:19:04.986-08:00<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">Hoje fui fazer o teste das alergias, aquele das 1001 picadas nos dois braços! Com o relatório na mão diz-me o médico:</span></strong></div><strong></strong><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="color: #0b5394;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Vou ter que ser muito cinsero consigo! Mas muito mesmo! </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Diga Sr. Dr., não se iniba, seja fanco comigo!</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Mas primeiro diga-me, veio você a conduzir ou troxe alguém consigo?!</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Vim eu, mas não se preocupe que o 37 passa daqui a 30 min e eu deixo o carro cá no parque!</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Pois bem, você é alérgica a:</span></strong></div><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: large;">.</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: large;">desorganização universitária;</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;. hipocrisia;</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;. "siniquices";</span></strong><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; . sorrisos amarelos;</span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;. indirectas;</span></strong><br /><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: large;">. .........................</span></strong></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- E o que poderei fazer Sr. Dr.?</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">- Mude de planeta!!!! Mas não lhe asseguro que os ET´s que encontrar não tenham estas caracteristicas!!</span></strong></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S5fSqyZsgwI/AAAAAAAAAII/-Qq7_GeWZEo/s1600-h/et.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E70NNg2OFJM/S5fSqyZsgwI/AAAAAAAAAII/-Qq7_GeWZEo/s320/et.jpg" vt="true" /></a><strong><span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;">FUI!!!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6789044449868442943-7043269425750160950?l=hotspot4rest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Just Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11841570816749918257noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6789044449868442943.post-86647808660220201262010-01-15T01:20:00.001-08:002010-01-15T01:20:55.916-08:00Como aqui a Just Me anda sem tempo para passear na blogoesfera decidi parar com o blog! 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